The Slightly Dangerous Ranch Water

The Slightly Dangerous Ranch Water

Ranch water: simple, refreshing, slightly dangerous. Honestly, if that was the recipe for every day of the week we'd be pretty stoked, so naturally this boat drink has certainly become a staple piece to make the great days even greater. It's simple: literally all you need is a Topochico bottle, tequila, and lime juice. It's refreshing: no bloat and pairs perfectly with days that end in "y". It's slightly dangerous: well this one is pretty self explanatory thanks to tequila.

For our personal spin on it, we bring in a little slice of Florida by using key lime juice for the perfect sweetness. And we insist that you do the same the next time you mix this Ranch Water recipe up.

Ingredients:

  • Topochico (100% must be the glass bottle)
  • Tequila (we are big fans of Espolon. Don't waste your hard earned money on that Casamigos nonsense)
  • Nellie and Joe's Key West Lime Juice (you can also whip up a key lime pie with this, just sayin')

The Recipe:

  • Pop that Topochico top and drink down the neck of the bottle
  • Refill the 3/4 of the neck with tequila
  • Fill remaining with lime juice
  • Thumb it, flip it, mix it, sip it, enjoy!

*And yes, you can adjust the mix to your personal danger tolerance*

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